May 2012
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methlabrador:
what if one day you were scrolling through your dashboard when you saw a picture that someone took of you doing something weird that you didnt know anybody saw you doing with like 20k notes
splinteryourspine:
splinteryourspine:
I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
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Ah! One of my old friends added me on facebook. I knew her my junior year, she was a senior, and we were growing more and more as friends but when the year ended, she simply disappeared.
I always admired her because she was a very quiet, adorable person, but once you got her talking she was hilarious and very immature. And she had a pin-up/rockabilly look about her that I was envious I...
Figure out who you are separate from your family, and the man or woman you’re in...
– Angelina Jolie (via her0inchic)
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jerrymuffinbutt:
“She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts.”
But… but you could still be wearing short skirts?
Unless you don’t understand how a t-shirt works.
Typical Taylor Swift.