disparateyouth: disparateyouth: social experiment: can my shuckle beat this kangaskhan my shuckle died after like one hit. what an interesting look into how our world works
pemowentz: You know when bands say “thanks for coming out tonight”, its because they know how rarely I leave the house, so its a special occasion
schim: snarg: when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier than them Those smiley potato things are good.
Batman: Hey, I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey, I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up, Bruce. We're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES, BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
Just slept like 2 1/2 hours on a desk in the library x_X
Everyone around me keeps looking at me every time I hiccup, unsure if they’re supposed to say ‘bless you’ or not.
I’m gonna make a blog called
Real Nigga Problems And there aren’t gonna be any posts Because real niggas don’t have problems
An Animated Family
juniorcaptain: I was rewatching The Hunchback of Notre Dame when I realized that Kevin Kline was the voice of Phoebus. Kevin Kline also voiced Tulio in The Road to El Dorado. This has led me to conclude that Phoebus is the father of Miguel. Miguel fell in love with Tulio, in part because of the voice that reminded him of his dad’s and, as we all know, Miguel and Tulio had a son but...
Sammie: Taking a physical, I'm the only girl in this place that is not prenant. WOOOO
linguisticinferno: cosmicmicrowave: randomrumiel: fuckinghoechlin: shavingryansprivates: proudchristianmother: how do boys pee when they have boners dO THEY ACTUALLY PEE LIKE THAT THO OMFG yes that’s why guys work out it’s so they have the muscle to withstand that position I can verify. Did girls not know this
czaritsa asked: I LOVE YOU, DELANY.
Anonymous asked: /post/28383415693/nevver-the-chills-reblogging-this-because-i I really appreciated this post because as much as I try to tell myself "everyone has body hair" it's so hard to feel okay with it when YOU NEVER SEE IT. Women in the media are always completely hairless, and get ridiculed if not. Take for example Anne Hathaway, she is so beautiful, and such a lovely person, yet people...
bigsocialbutterfly replied to your post: Ah shit, I just texted a friend saying we should… He’ll respond like “YEAH HI TO YOU TOO WHAT HAPPENED THAT MAKES YOU WANT ME DEAD”