my talents include surviving on 2 hours sleep and an extensive spongebob knowledge base
(Source: jadeita, via muffinpines)
So my bff has had me start the Hack//Slash series and I instantly fell in love with the character Vlad, so I asked Joel to draw him for me.
He doodled this at work on a napkin, haha. I luvs it
So I got to try out the spray paint art today.
Joel tried it with me. This one is his, he got a better hand on it than I did.
It’s really fun, might do some more tomorrow.
Rick: Pass me the Shiner, 'cause I'm really THORsty.
Omar: You've been drinking a lot, I don't think you should drive home.
Joel: You'll be Loki to make it home alive.
Me: I got powdered sugar all over me.
Joel: Oh I have a great joke but I can't remember the bands name.
Me: Tell me it, and maybe I can fill in the blank.
Joel: I was going to say 'That sandwich pulled a ____ on you' and then you were going to say 'Why?' and then I would say 'Because it poured some sugar on you.'
Me: You were thinking Def Leppard.
Joel: Ah, yeah see that's who I thought it was but I wasn't sure.
Me: That would have been pretty good. Okay, go ahead and say the joke this time then.
Waiter: *Shows up*
Joel: That sandwich pulled a Def Leppard on you.
Me: Why?
Joel: Because it poured some sugar on you.
Me: HURR HURR That was so hilarious.
Waiter: *legitimate laughter*
That was a good one
*leaves*
Joel: I don't think he realized we were being sarcastic.
my roommate made a peperoni pizza with chicken nuggets and bbq sauce on it, ate half of it, and left it on my bed as he went to work right now.
ok
Me: I love Michael Ian Black.
Joel: He sucks.
Me: What? No, he's super funny!
Joel: If he was so good, his shows would stop being cancelled.
--Later--
Me: Did you know Cabin in the Woods was filmed back in 2009? Why did they wait so long to release it?
Joel: Probably to ride on the success of the Avengers. Before this, Joss Whedon was just known for writing shows that got cancelled after so many episodes.
Me: If Joss Whedon was so good, his shows would stop being cancelled.
Joel: DON'T YOU DARE MAKE THAT COMPARISON.
Me: It's your logic!
Me: So there's a thing going around of each of the cast members of The Avengers' high school year book pictures. Renner's got a ridiculous mullet and Mark Ruffalo is pretty ugly.
Joel: Ruffalo is still ugly.
Me: He's not ugly, he's got a charming thing about him.
Joel: You're like my friend Danielle, she likes ugly people.
Me: I like character in the face.
Joel: Sooooo, ugly people.
