So I’ve been having a hard time finding a job.
Though as much as I want to join the working class, I really, really enjoy doing nothing.
I was wondering if there was a way I could make a living off that.
I think I figured it out.
I can be a human pillow.
- Read a book while laying in my lap!
- Need a bear hug? I’m frequently told mine are the best.
- Need a shoulder to cry on? I’ll listen
- We can talk about your favorite fandoms (or you can educate me on it).
- We can have deep or silly conversations, or simply sit in silence.
- I’ll play with your hair if you want!
- And more!
I’m told by many that I’m very comfortable. I’m a good balance between squishy and solid. It makes for the best hugs!
All I ask is that you do not fondle me or make fun of my batman boxers and unicorn pillow pets.
I take payment in snow cones and art supplies as well.
Can I make this into a legitimate business?
Using an ask someone sent to Spookyhouse as my excuse to doodle Bolin.
Edit; oh man, Im so tired I drew this worse than i thought alkdjflakjsdfa